Food and Drinks

Rugelach pinwheels

Imagine this: you’re drying off after a morning shower. Your oatmeal is in the microwave. As usual, you look into the mirror and think, “My god, am I pale?” You hear this sound coming from the living area. The noise gets louder as you get closer. It’s a frantic sound, with fluttering and scratching. Is that (groan) another mouse? Why does …

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Asparagus-stuffed eggs

Many recipes in Julia Child’s archives are so low in bacon and butter that they don’t fit the stereotype that French food is gluttonous. They are rarely discussed. These recipes are found in Julia Child’s Kitchen, published in 1975. It contains kitchen advice and recipes from her PBS series. The recipes are more accessible to beginners than …

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Latke Waffles

You may be someone like me, who starts each day with the grand ambition to be startlingly efficient but ends up clicking random links on social media at 4 pm, wondering if they can find any chocolate. You may have been tempted by the day’s most popular food recipe, a delicious recipe for tater-tot waffles. What could …

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Fudge popsicles

I have a tremendous crush on Matt Armendariz. It’s awkward, I know. I’m married, he’s married; I have a kid, he has dog children. It’s okay; my husband knows. He took a picture of Matt with his shirt half off a couple of years ago, so I think we’re even. Fortunately for those who are now reading this uncomfortably at home, hoping …

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Lentils stewed with tomatoes

My husband and I don’t argue much. There’s that whole “tone” thing, which is often misunderstood as “you’re being snippy,” “no, , you’re snippy,” or “well you were snippy before,” but mainly, primarily, we’ve had one argument in the past, and it went exactly like this: You’ve never been to Forest Hills! How can you say you …

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Blue sky bran muffins

I am likely the last person in New York City to learn about Blue Sky Bakery muffins, and it’s all my fault because I wasn’t paying attention. Why would you? Most coffee shops don’t sell muffins worth noting. You can only audition so many flavorless, greasy, tight-crumbed, massive metallic-tasting muffins before not even looking in bakery cases when you go …